Just saw a bloke at Aldi with 20 crates of San Miguel and 30 paella ready meals.
Obviously Hispanic buying.

“What do we want ? “
Free hearing aids
“ When do we want it ? “
Free hearing aids

A friend of mine fell into the grinder at the flour mill.
He's fine now

“What does we want ? “
A cure for ADHD
“ When do we want it ? “
... Ooh look , a squirrel !!!!!

I played football yesterday on a surface of rubble and compacted bricks.
We won 3-2 on aggregate.

It seems a bit ridiculous that Uncle Bens is being rebranded as it apparently causes offence.
If you ask me, I find it a bit riceist.