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Three chaps from different tech companies were playing golf.
On the fairway one stops, seems in a daze. The others ask if he is ok
Yes, fine, just receiving a voice message from work through my in-ear comms receiver.
Not bad the others say.
Couple of holes later the second guy stops, starts talking.
OK he says, just using my bio phone with speaker in my ear and mic in my tooth.
Not bad say the others.
Later on the third guy says
Be back in a minute chaps. He goes into the bushes.
After a few minutes his mates are worried so go look for him.
They find him trousers down, squatting with paper hanging from his rear end.
Mate, one says, there's a toilet just over there for God's sake.
No chaps, it's ok. Just receiving a Fax from HQ.