Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Mrs Jones took her husband to the doctor.

Dr: "Now what seems to be the problem?"

Mrs. J: "The silly old b thinks he's a dog!"

Dr: "Well let's have a look at you. Please lie down on the couch Mr Jones."

Mr. J: "Oh thank you Doctor. She won't let me up on the couch at home!"