Two wives went for a girls' night out, and ended up having a bit too much to drink.

Walking home, they realised they were desperate for a pee, so they went into a cemetery to relieve themselves. Having nothing to wipe with, one used her knickers, and the other grabbed a wreath from a nearby gravestone.

The next morning, one of the husbands rang the other. "No more girls' nights out for my wife, she came home with no knickers on".

"You think that's bad? Mine had a card stuck in her bum crack which said 'From all the lads at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you'! "

Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE