Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Our dog went missing yesterday, the missus told me to go and find him. I looked every f***ing where, in the park,down by the river, out on the common,nothing. So I went home and told the wife, she went ballistic and told me I should look harder, so I went out, had my head shaved and got a tattoo but I still can't find that f***ing dog.