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I walked into a chemist and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only Pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male Pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The Pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company SUV,
* a king size bed and
* £2,000 a month in living expenses."