Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

After queuing up at the Tesco checkout this morning a Yorkshire man said to the cashier , "Can you do this any cheaper?"
"I'm afraid not", she replied, "if we did it for you then we'd have to do it for everybody."
The Yorkshire man said, "Yeah, but its got today's date on it.
If nobody buys it then its just going to get thrown away."

"Look Sir, You're holding up the queue. Do you want the newspaper or not?!