While having my b/fast this m/ing I came across this in the paper " Shear agony for blindfolded lover.
An accountant has been jailed for 13 years after cutting off her blindfolded lover's manhood with garden shears .
She confessed that she planned the attack . She struck after persuading him to put a blindfold on . He spent 8 days in a coma and also lost a testicle , claims he still suffers panic attacks .
Now all sitting with your hand over it put your hand up .

ps. just nipping to the loo