Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry last night.

"You Idiot!", I shouted through gritted teeth.


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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Sound lad. He’s a web designer.

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I asked the girl in the toy store where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures were.

She replied: “Aisle B, back.”