One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon .
He thought to himself, It,s certainly not a ship and and as the speck got closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a boat.


Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet - suited black clad figure.

putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop - dead gorgeous blonde

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him , Tell, me, how long has it been since you"ve had a cigarette?.

" Ten years" , replied the amazed Irishman . With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit,

and pulled on the sleeve and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes .
he takes one , lights it and takes a long drag .

"Faith and begorra, said the man , that is so good I,d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!.

and how long has it been since you had a drop of of good Irish Whiskey

Trembling , the castaway replied, Ten years , 'TEN YEARS 'Hearing that the Blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him .

He opened the flask and took a a long drink . Tis nectar of the Gods ! stated the Irishman . Tis truly fantastic !!!!

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle .
She looked at the trembling man and asked , And how long has it been since
You played around ?

With tears in his eyes , the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed ;

'Sweet jesus 1 Dont tell me you!ve got golf clubs in there too!.