1854, if your experience is anything like mine, you will find that basic errands need to be split into separate trips with the vendors located in generally opposite directions. If asked, you'll need to work on your responses, much like the interview response lesson Kevin Costner taught Tim Robbins in Bull Durham: "I'm just building some familiarization miles," "I'm trying to make sure the car is reliable when we take for a longer trip, dear," and the evergreen "It would age faster if I just let it rot in the garage."

Know them and cycle them carefully, so as to avoid being called out for egregious repetition, and for Pete's sake, stick to it, man! Many of our fates rest upon your ability to pick this up quickly.