An elderly man goes to see his Dr
I want some Viagra
How old are you
84
You are to old
I want some now and I am not bloody going till I get some
Ok here take this to the chemist

At the chemist counter
Sir this is for Viagra
yes I know
its for you
yes
how old are you
84 and dont you bloody start just get me them
out he comes with the viagra
Sir these are them
Rather large in size
can you cut them in half for me
I can asure you you will need a hole one at your age to get it high up
I dont need it high up
just enought to stop me P*ssing on my shoes .