Richard on the subject of Doctors this comes to mind . When swmboJnr was a toddler she was not very well . So I took her to the Doctors . He asked her the usual questions and she gave him the answers , then gave me her perscription . As we started to get up to walk out his room she turned round went over to him and asked . " Have you any tablets for my daddy" I was thinking what is this about, , the doctor asked , " why do you want tablets for your daddy". Because he is an idiot and I want to make him into a proper daddy" . The doctor looked at me could hardly keep his laugh in , then asked Nikita "why what does daddy do" . So she came out with my nutter dad stuff , the doctor said "its called love and lots of daddies have it you will get used to it " She looked him in the eyes took the huff and walked out . HELL she should know she could never change me . I thought from that look she was going to try to get her doctor struck off.

But he knew my bent sense of humour as when June was expecting , my late dad and brother , brother in laws father in law, friends reps uncles cousins etc etc etc . Could not stop giving me hell with. " Now your sex life is stopped etc etc , not a moment past without a dig . I thought thats its my turn . Went to see my Doctor for a prescription which he wrote out with a grin as he handed it over . I was ready for them now . Everyone that gave me a dig Dad was first I said "not now DAD handed it over it read SEX TO BE HAD THREE TIMES A DAY MORNING AFTERNOON AND NIGHT . I should have kept it . It shut them all up . innocent