A farmer named Paddy had a car accident . He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company .

In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.

"Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident , 'I'm fine?" asked the solicitor.

Paddy responded: 'Well I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow , Bessie, into da...'

'I didn't ask for details', the solicitor interrupted . 'Just answer the question . Did you not say, at the scene of the accident , 'I'm fine!'?'

Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da road...'

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that , at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I belive he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question '.

By this time , the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor : 'Id like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down the road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition , he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes .

Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me , and said. 'How are you feeling'?'

'Now wot da fock would you say? .

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 14/12/13 11:28 AM.