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This shouldn't make me laugh...

Parvinder and Habib are street beggars. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £20 to £30 every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £20- £30.'
Habib says, 'So what does your sign say'?
Parvinder shows Habib his sign.

It reads, 'I only need another £500 to move back to Pakistan '.

But it does.....
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