Two girlfriends confide:
Then, it went well last night for Valentine's Day?
No, not at all; it was a real disaster. My husband arrived home, in four minutes he had gobbled the dinner I had had spent all afternoon carefully preparing, he made love to me in three minutes, then turned on his side and after two minutes was already fast asleep. How about you?
Oh, my night was incredible! When I got home my husband was waiting for me at the door and invited me out to a romantic dinner. Then after dinner we took a walk for an hour. Back home he lit all the candles that were in the house and started with foreplay that lasted an hour! Then we made love for another hour! Finally we talked for another hour. It was just wonderful!
At the same time the two husbands discuss among themselves:
Then how was last night? All right?
It was fantastic ... .. When I got home dinner was ready. I ate, we made love and I fell asleep. How about you?
For me it was hell!
I came home early to repair the cupboard in the kitchen. When I started to drill a hole I hit a wire, shorted out all the power in the house, and it was impossible to fix it. When she came home I took her to dinner at the restaurant otherwise she would have been pissed off. Dinner was so dear that I had no money for a taxi and we had to walk for an hour to get home. Then because there was no electricity in the house, I had to put all the damn candles everywhere to get some light. This whole thing made me so upset so that it took a good hour until I was hard and yet another to "finish". In the end I was still so pissed off that I couldn't get to sleep and all she did was talk, talk, talk ...

Peter

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