Two American blondes froze to death in a drive-in movie ?

They had gone to see , 'Closed for the winter'.


A blonde was shopping in Asda and came across a shiny new silver thermos flask . She was fascinated by it, so picked it up and took it to the manager to ask what it was.

The manager said " Its a thermos flask . It keeps hot things hot and


cold things cold ".

"Wow' said the blonde . "that's amazing , I'm going to buy it".

So she bought the thermos flask and took it to work the next day .

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that , he asked?

Why that's a thermos flask it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold , she replied..

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it"?.
The blonde replied . "Two ice lollies and some coffee".




A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next doors neighbour's dog barking for hours & hours

The blonde jumps out of bed and say's , "I've had enough of this"
. She goes downstairs .

The blonde finally comes back to bed and her husband say's. "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing ?"
The blonde says, "I put in in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it"!

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 23/01/17 03:48 PM.