Subject: THE WILL
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> Doug Smith is on his deathbed
> and knows the end is near.
> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with
> him.
>
> He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be
> in
> place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he
> begins to
> speak:
> a.. "My
> son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
> b.. My daughter
> Sybil, you take the apartments over in the East
> End.
> c.. My son,
> Jamie, I want you to take the offices
> over in the
>
> City Centre.
> d.. Sarah, my
> dear wife, please take all the residential
> buildings
> on the banks of the
> river."The nurse and witnesses are
> blown away, never knowing the
> extent of
> his property holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse
> says, "Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a
> hard-working man
> to have accumulated all this wealth".
>
> Sarah replies, “Wealth? .... Wealth! The
> arsehole had a paper
> round!"
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