Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

Not so tongue in cheek:

This morning suggested we have a fry up for dinner as we had eggs to use. Sounded good to me.
She also wanted to make a quick trip to the supermarket when I returned from work. A good fry should have Lorne sausage, so as she was about to get out of the car I suggested she bought some.
"Is it green?" was the response.
"Eh?? L-O-R-N-E, you silly moo..."

Turns out Morrisons no longer stock it, allegedly.

I think the medication has finally turned her totally doolally!