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Unashamedly pinched from a Lotus forum:

Two policewomen on patrol one winters night with a police dog for company. One complains that she's left her knickers in her locker and she's cold. Her mate says, "well Rex is a sniffer dog. Let him have a sniff of your mufty, send him back to the station and he'll come back with your knickers". Twenty minutes later Rex arrives back with two truncheons, a broom handle and four of the desk sergeants fingers.................