A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country .

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody, bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in

The North Sea.


Our

DIPSTICKS are located in Westminister!!!!!!!!

Any Questions??
NO? I didn't think so!!