Originally Posted By Dean-Royal
I was sat on a bus coming home and a gorgeous bird next to me started feeding her baby. The baby wouldnt take it so she said "come on eat it all up or i'll give to this nice man !"
About 10 mins later, the baby's still not feeding so she says again "eat it all up or i'll give to the nice man" so i said " Listen love, can you hurry up and make your f###ing mind up, i should of got off 4 stops ago!!



Funniest thing I've read on TM to date.

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Slowly going green