Letter to a Mens' helpline.

Dear Bob,

I really need you advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for sometime now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls allot. I try to stay awake to look out for her but by the time she gets home I have usually fallen asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someones car buttoning up her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is it something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket? innocent