A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO DALLAS, WHEN A REDHEAD IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE REDHEAD THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE REDHEAD REPLIES: "I'M A REDHEAD, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO DALLAS AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A REDHEAD SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT SHE BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE REDHEAD AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE REDHEAD REPLIES: "I'M A REDHEAD, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO DALLAS AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS REDHEAD WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS: "YOU SAY SHE IS A REDHEAD? I'LL HANDLE THIS; I'M MARRIED TO A REDHEAD. I SPEAK REDHEAD."

HE GOES BACK TO THE REDHEAD AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS: "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

THE PILOT SAYS: "I TOLD HER: "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO DALLAS ..."


I too am married to a REDHEAD and have learned to speak the language.
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