COMPLETE and FINISHED ,

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED . .
However , in a recent linguists conference held in London , England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world :
Samsundar Balgobin , a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED . Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand .

Here is his astute answer :" When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE . But, when you marry the wrong woman , you are FINISHED , And when the right one catches you with the wrong one ,you are COMPLETELY FINISHED !"

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.