He may have just been so Money super market he did not know it.


In 1992 I did a spell for the Samaritans they tested me by placing me in another room by myself with a phone and the boss a woman hit me hard on the phone . She tried every sexual thing known to man to see if I kept cool or would crack . Remember it could be real and you have the balance of a life in your hands at times , but you dont know when . I past kept my cool but did not stay because on a night shift, if stuck on a phone and it could be hours . No one can phone your wife to say you are stuck and a short why , i thought that wrong along with no mater what i could not tell June about it.

Now this should make you smile the local vicar was Gay a very gentle chap elderly and the heart of a saint . I liked him he was easy to chat to. I asked him about the Samaritans and he was one. When it came to Jnrs christening i invited a few mog owners . One had a blind wife the other Peter a cockney and a rough arsed mate from Bedlington with a +8 along with there wives. The vicar went over to Mike and spoke in that odd voice put his hand on his shoulder . " dont i know you Michael hav'nt we met befor". I was gone so was Peter for the rest of the day, Peter and I pulled Mike to bits . We kept going over and chatting him up softly then put our hand on him . We heard a few swear words , such as please go away in French I think.