Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise, and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks , Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs , restaurants, concerts , movies and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love . Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship , Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant . While having cocktails and waiting for their salad. Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my Jacket and ask you a life changing question , it's only fair to warn you, I'm a golf nut .
I play golf; I read about golf, I watch golf on TV . In short , I eat, sleep and breathe golf. If thats a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but , since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed said , "That'll be because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball. "