IF IT HAS NOT HAPPENED YET , BEWARE ITS ON ITS WAY !!!!!.

"I've outlived my dick."

A Poem- by Willie Nelson



My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now a water spout.

Time was, on its own accord,
From trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin 'thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!.


Well lads just thinking how many of you have a beard .