Bit early.

Murphy
showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw
him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught
up with him and said, Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to
Mass. What made ya come

Murphy
said, I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat
and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just
like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he
had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the
back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal
McGlynn's hat.

The
priest said, Well, Murphy , I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynns hat.
What changed your mind

Murphy
replied, Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided
that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all.

With
a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said After I
talked about Thou Shalt Not Steal ya decided you would rather do without
your hat than burn in hell, eh

Murphy
slowly shook his head. No, Father, after ya talked about Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery I remembered where I left me hat.