A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden Leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his Problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

"Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted
Handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
Leg you will be just right as a Pirate. "

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint..

A week passes and he receives another parcel and note


"Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a
Monk's' habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and
With your bald head you will really look the part. "

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong
Letter of complaint..

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

"Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald
Head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your a*se
And go as a toffee apple."

Graham (G4FUJ)

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