A minister was completing a temperance sermon . With great emphasis he said,

" If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river".

With even greater emphasis he said ,

"And if I had all the wine in the world , I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally , shaking his fist in the air he said,"

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world , I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete , he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced,
With a smile, nearly laughing , "For our closing song ".

Let us sing Hymn no 365,"SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER".




SEE YOU AT THE RIVER !
Bring your own glass

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 17/01/13 06:37 PM.