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John you must be one in a million I don't know anyone else that does that for their lovely - I did work with someone once (in the ministry) that seemed a little too keen on the ladies clothes for my liking it was about 10 years ago and from the exterior he looked and acted very womanly he swung his hips as he walked, odd. Two years after he appeared every day in a dress or skirt and top, tasteful ones it has to be said but when you consider that he was my height 6'(don't ask) and probably in the region of 15 to 16 stone but a real lard arse. The girls at work were about 450 to 200 boys so a land of opportunity for the single ones. They were the ones whose senses seemed to be more upset with this changeover jobby, the lads just shrugged and thought whatever floats your boat and didn't feel threatened in any way as the girls seemed to be. Until one day one of my colleagues a West Ham fan and pretty handy I would say on the terraces were there to be an altercation, walked into the gents and jobby was there at the china doing the business with his frock held up in front of him. Well I believe there was a rapid interchange of profanities and jobby was then designated the ladies room as his relieving station and a sit down was the order of the day for every occasion. This lasted for about an hour during which time young and more mature ladies were heard fleeing the powder room and shouting and doubting his birth right hmmm. The ministry "answer" to the problem was a classic, remember the time frame we are in 10yrs ago and the ministry (government of the day) have to be seen to be doing the right thing by the LGBT community and any minority groups. Well they put him in the disabled asexual toilet, just think about that a minute. To say we were a little surprised at this decision would be the understatement of the century he has traversed from being a man to a lady and now disabled in less time than it takes to shake it dry.
The reason for the indecision was explained to us all without jobby being present that they are concerned about upsetting his sensibilities Hmmm. Purdah was a new word of the day, apparently when you decide to cross the border and bat for the other side in a right and full physical manner you have to spend a year in purdah dressed as whatever your final calling will be. Quite why we were not told this at the outset I shall never know or fathom the reasoning, everyone would have been a little more tolerant I'm sure. I thought the best solution was a bluebox chemical by the approach road on the front lawn, I suggested this in serious delivery mode at one of the monthly progress meetings and I ended up on a LBGT days course in York which was a lovely day out and I recall fondly getting absolutely pissed on the return train journey with guess who...West Ham man who travelled nowhere without a six pack of wife beater.It topped out the Mcewans gnats -iss on the train.
Now where were we, yes how is June getting along is it all getting a little less painful, I hope so.
I sincerely hope that the black bits and pieces have removed themselves from your bits and pieces by now and that you have had a damn good thrashing from your lovely before falling asleep in each others arms.

See you tomorrow you bad boy