JTL - My wife, who tells me she could do with a good laugh, really enjoyed hearing me read these out to her last night as she cleared the snow away from the path so she could bring the coal in.

Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
A friend spent £75/- on a penis enlarger.

Bast*rds sent him a magnifying glass.

Instructions said , " Do not use in Sunlight ".


Originally Posted By Jack The Lad

A bloke sat in his armchair and shout's to his wife,
"When I die I'm going to leave everything to you love!".
She shout's back .



" You already do you lazy Bast*rd !!".

Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater

'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'