2 cars collide at a junction and are totally written off, seconds later both drivers
emerge unscathed !! one Lady ...one Man.

The lady says to the man..." that's amazing our cars are totally destroyed yet we both are all right, that must of been God looking after us"

"yes" agrees the man, at that point a bottle of Whiskey is spinning around in front of them, the lady says "I don't believe it, that bottle of whiskey was on the back seat of my car and must of flew out of the window and look it isn't broken".

"rather than us start arguing about who was to blame I think we should celebrate our luck and be friends with a toast of drink", passing the man the Whiskey "you first" the man takes a big swig and then passes it to the lady, " here you go" he says.

no says the lady I think I will just wait for the Police to arrive

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