Scottish Jew wants to take up Golf !

A Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club.

About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected.
He went to the club to inquire as to why.

Secretary:You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot:Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish.

Secretary:Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt?

Scot:Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too.

Secretary:You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt?

Scot:Aye, and neither do I.

Secretary:Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam room?

Scot:Aye, I also do the same.

Secretary:But you are a Jew?

Scot:Aye, I be that.

Secretary:So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct?

Scot:Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary:I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable sitting
in the steam room with you, since your privates are different from theirs.

Scot:Ach, I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen.>And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus .
But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club!

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