Why I am Divorced ?

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning .

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday".
and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out , he barely said good morning ,
let alone " Happy Birthday".

I thought ..well , that's marriage for you,
but the kid's.... they will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..

So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent .

As I walked into my office,
my handsome boss Rick , said,
Good Morning , lady ,
and by the way "Happy Birthday".


I felt a little better
that someone had remembered .

I worked till one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door and said, " You know its such a beautiful day outside ,
and its your birthday ,
what do you say we go out for lunch ,
just you and me".

I said , "Thank's, Rick ,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day . Let's go! ".

We went to lunch .
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and enjoyed the meal tremendously .

On the way back to the office ,
Rick said, " You know, it's such a beautiful day...
we dont need to go straight back to the office , do we?".

I responded, " I guess not.
What have you got in mind?"
He said, " Let's drop into my place , it's just round the corner".

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't mind ,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment .
I'll be right back".
"Ok . " I nervously replied".

He went into the bedroom and , after a couple of minutes
he came out carrying a huge cake...
followed by my husband , my kids , and dozens of my friends and co-worker's all singing " Happy Birthday " .

And I just sat their ...


on the couch......


Naked.