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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"

The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."

The woman looks relieved. "Oh good. So, it has a penis and a brain."