Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

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There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
That social security rented a large house for her at the taxpayer's expense

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle, right up to his middle,
The blooming environment agency had been cutting back on the flood prevention budget.

The grand old Duke of York
He had his hand in the till.
Unfortunately he made friends with various dodgy characters
and all in all was a bit of an embarrassment to his poor old mum.