One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his tee shirt. Seconds later he shouted to me, " What settings do I use on the washing machine ?" "It depends," I replied . "What does it say on your tee shirt?"
He yelled back "MORGAN"!
AND THEY SAY BLONDES ARE DUMB.

A couple are lying in bed. The man says ," I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world ..."
The woman replies , "I'll miss you".

"It's just to hot to wear clothes today", Jack says as he stepped out of the shower...What do you think the neighbour's would think if I mowed the lawn like this ?"
"That I married you for your money," She replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent , good looking sensitive man?
A: A rumour.

Dear Lord,
I pray for the Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him ; and patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for strength , I'll beat him to death.
AMEN.

Q: Why do little boys whine ?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What to you call a handcuffed man ?
A: Trustworthy.


Q: What does in mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them to remember which end to wipe..

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mails?
A: Rename the e-mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world .
....... then He made the world round.