Originally Posted By nputtick
A Yorkshire Dales farmer is leaning on his gate, and sees a man dressed in bright goretex walking gear drinking water from the stream, using his hand as a cup.

The farmer calls out - "Ay up cock, tha divent wanna be drinkin from theer, 's full o horspiss 'n cowshite"

The man looks up, mystified. "I'm from London, could you say that again more slowly?"

The farmer smiles. "IF ... YOU ... USE ... BOTH ... HANDS ... YOU ... WON'T ... SPILL ... ANY"


We have the same joke down here (Int South) just change the walker for a Yorkshire man drinking from the river Thames and the farmer for a cockney docker. laugh2 rofl innocent

Graham

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