All the department managers were called to a meeting with the Managing Director. It was obviously something quite serious. They were each called into the MD's office one by one. Those that remained outside started to worry. What was happening? Sackings? Company downsizing? Finally the youngest, most recent appointment, was called into the office.

"Have you been screwing my secretary?" He was asked.
"No!"
MD: "Are you sure? Now tell the truth!"
"Certainly not, she is a beautiful young woman but I would never even dream of having an affair with her. After all she is YOUR secretary."
MD: "At last! We've found the one who can sack her!"

Peter

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