Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

AN AUSSIE stockman and his wife had just got married. He’d left everything till the last minute so they found a nice hotel after their wedding and hoped to wing it. The man approached the front desk and said, “We’re on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed.”
The clerk winked and asked, “You want the bridal?”
The drover reflected on this for a moment and replied, “Nah, I reckon not. I’ll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.”