At the Magistrates court a gardner was convicted of abuse for "forceing his rhubarb".
He was also convicted of driving an unsafe vehicle ...it was full of carrot.
It was a Scandinavian car ...a Swede.
It leeked fluids everywhere.
The car was crimson in colour...oops! That should be radish.
He had the book thrown at him....his record showed that as a soldier he had spent a lot of time in the "glasshouse" mainly for raking in the cash by bateknuckle fighting, hence his cauliflower ear.
A search found drugs in his potting shed.
It was so full there was not mushroom for anything else.

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