Originally Posted By recycled-teenager
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come home

Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I don’t know, I’ve never checked

Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can’t be healthy.

Inspector :-Colour of eyes?
Husband :-Could be hazel or maybe brown

Inspector :-Colour of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . . .

Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………………….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.


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