The little irishman.





A little Irishman goes into an lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.



The big guy sees the little Irishman staring up at him, he looks down and says:

'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 4 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'



The Irishman faints and falls to the floor.



The big guy kneels down and brings him round by shaking him gently and asks if he was ok and why did he faint?

In a weak voice the little guy says, ' Just What EXACTLY did you say to me?'



The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look at me and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me......



I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 2 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'



The little Irishman says: Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!'