After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and
closed his eyes.  As the train rolled out of the station, a woman
sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone.
  
She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart.  It's Sue.
I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the
four thirty, but I had a long meeting".  "No, honey, not with
that Kevin from the accounting office.  It was with the boss". 
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure,
cross my heart!"
 
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.  When the
man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said
into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to
bed."
 
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.

Peter

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