Elton John goes to into his doctor's office and has some test's done .
The doctor return's and say's , Elton , I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have Aid's ".
Elton is devastated . " Doc, what can I do ?. "
Doc say's " Eat one sausage , one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 3 raw chilli's , 40 walnut's 40 peanut's , all topped off with 1/2 box of All Bran cereal , washed down with a litre of prune juice ".
Elton ask's , " Will that cure me , Doc ?. "
Doc say's , "No but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for......"

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 08/07/13 08:11 AM.