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After they had drank the pub dry hunger kicked in , and ended up in Redcar main road and into a place for food . They took the order and just kept us waiting and waiting and waiting . After tripping over our beards Tony said that's it here goes . He threw himself onto the floor in his suit and started to crawl behind the waiter begging for food telling them he was starving . Everyone started to chuckle we could not stop laughing and the waiters had not a clue what to do . Tony got near the kitchen door got up and returned to the table . Said " watch how quick they bring our food now " . Sure enough it was their in a flash and plates full . He said it was an old army trick they used when the staff ignore you works every time. Told you I was the shy one and my mates where jokers never a dull moment when we got together .