Seasonal advice - don't drink and drive.

Last night for example, I was out with the lads and had a few pints followed by several whiskies. So I decided it was better to take a bus home. On the way I passed a patrol car stopping all the cars and doing breath tests. Boy was I glad, and I got home safely.

Which was lucky really, because I'd never driven a bus before, and can't remember where I got it from...