HANDYMAN HUSBAND

Wife texts her handy husband at work on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"

Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER
OVER THE EDGES
AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY
WITH HAMMER"

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:



"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW’’

Giles. Mogless in Paris.